parents: i'm in a bad mood i think i'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too
Friend: how do I find you on tumblr?
Me: you don't.
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
Accidental butt rape
Anyone watching a horror movie with me: why the fuck are you laughing
puppyluver43: I don’t like morning people or mornings or people
Mom I love you ^w^ especially when you bring me...
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence
grunge blogger (noun): A 13 year old girl who baths in purple water, studs every piece of clothing she has, advertises herself on peoples posts without asking and makes out with cats, whilst masturbating with a cross to a picture of Kurt Cobain.